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March 2015 Horoscopes That Are SO SPECIFIC It’s Chilling! OMG!


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I’m an Aquarius, and my horoscope last month told me that I would meet someone special, in an everyday place like a grocery store. Well, I got so excited that I went to my local Kroger about three times a week wearing red lipstick and heels. For some crazy reason, I was always running out of paper towels and Crisco (wink, wink). But since I was putting in the extra effort, I just started dressing a little more fancy everywhere I went. Then one day, I strolled into the post office to send my great-niece Audriana a pair of gold studs for her first communion, and BAM! There was Roger. A tall, dashing man who approached me like a silver-haired fox pounces toward a young chick. He just wanted to gobble me up.
We’ve been dating for the past month and it’s been as steamy as a hot shower in December, and to think — if I hadn’t read my horoscope last month, I would’ve never known to doll up my feminine wiles just a tiny bit.

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